Political Satire
Your Tax Dollars Down
The Political Sewer
By Krew Kielbasy
(BRIC Contributor)
7 Obedient Votes Lined Up At The
Berwyn City Council Meeting To Honor
Fourth-Ward Alderwoman Michele Skryd
For Her Undying Loyalty To The Organization
And Her Undying Commitment To Serving Herself.
Over $98,000 A Year For Life
($8,000 a month)
Compliments Of The Ever Grateful
Berwyn Taxpayer!
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WE LOVE BERWYN!
Ohhhh How We Love Berwyn
Love It - Love It - Love It
Michele, Don't You Just Love Berwyn?
Yes Bobby, I Love Berwyn So Very Much. I Feel So Wonderful Today.
Things Are Working Out As Planned. Everything is falling into place.
I Know Bobby, You're The Man Bobby. You Did it. You're Mr. Slick.
Thank You Michele. That Means A Lot To Me.
Tommy Will Be Drawing About $8,000 A Month In Retirement Pay.
Yes. His Salary Was Less Than That Before The Promotions.
I Know Bobby. And I Owe It All To You Bobby.
Hey! A Deal Is A Deal. Loyalty Is Important To Me.
The Beauty Of It Is That The Voters Are Asleep On This One.
It Is The Political Art of Staying Under The Radar Michele.
Tell Them What They Want To Hear And Keep Walking - Right Bobby?
That's the Key To Success Michele. Don't Ever Forget It
I Won't Bobby. Like You Say, The Voters Are Like Mushrooms.
Be Honest Michele. Is There Anyone Slicker Than Me?
No Bobby. You Are Absolutely The Slickest. Like Grease On A Pig.
Thank You Michele. I Know That Comes Straight From Your Heart.
No One Out-Slicks You Bobby.
It Means A Lot To Me Personally. How Does My Hair Look.
It's All Slicked Back Bobby. You Look Slick. You Really Do.
I Want To Personally Thank You Michele.
Yes Bobby, I Love Berwyn So Very Much. I Feel So Wonderful Today.
Things Are Working Out As Planned. Everything is falling into place.
I Know Bobby, You're The Man Bobby. You Did it. You're Mr. Slick.
Thank You Michele. That Means A Lot To Me.
Tommy Will Be Drawing About $8,000 A Month In Retirement Pay.
Yes. His Salary Was Less Than That Before The Promotions.
I Know Bobby. And I Owe It All To You Bobby.
Hey! A Deal Is A Deal. Loyalty Is Important To Me.
The Beauty Of It Is That The Voters Are Asleep On This One.
It Is The Political Art of Staying Under The Radar Michele.
Tell Them What They Want To Hear And Keep Walking - Right Bobby?
That's the Key To Success Michele. Don't Ever Forget It
I Won't Bobby. Like You Say, The Voters Are Like Mushrooms.
Be Honest Michele. Is There Anyone Slicker Than Me?
No Bobby. You Are Absolutely The Slickest. Like Grease On A Pig.
Thank You Michele. I Know That Comes Straight From Your Heart.
No One Out-Slicks You Bobby.
It Means A Lot To Me Personally. How Does My Hair Look.
It's All Slicked Back Bobby. You Look Slick. You Really Do.
I Want To Personally Thank You Michele.
Lovero Campaign Literature
It Is What The DCOB Is All About
People Before Politics *
*(See Translation)
(Translation) Right after we are done selling you out by helping ourselves to your money, taking care of our loyal and special friends, driving the city into deeper debt, cranking up taxes and fees, paying off a slew of political cronies, back-scratchers and campaign contributors, then, (as we get closer to the next election), we'll start putting "People Before Politics". So get in line and be patient. You will even receive special consideration if you work on our campaign. Maybe a lawn sign or two? Go door to door on your block spreading some rumors about our opponents? Remember, we take care of our friends, so give it some thought.
Below is a slide show of all of those who voted "Yes" and
supported Bobby's slick move to sell out Berwyn Residents
Once Again
supported Bobby's slick move to sell out Berwyn Residents
Once Again
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